Chippy Birds
Right its rant time.These 3 birds are really annoying me.
The first one, Colleen, who keeps getting awards for things like best dressed female. She also has come 92nd in the top 100 most beautiful women of All Time. All Time? The woman is a complete ned. And her voice is like nails down a blackboard. But more importantly, what does she actually do?
Then theres Kerry something. And according to the latest Heat Magazine she's skint. Am i to feel sorry for her? But how can she be skint? Her and her boobs are in every magazine on every shelf in every newsagent. Her skint and my skint are probably very different. Like I shop at LIDL and shes gone to Iceland.
And as for Victoria, I'm not even going to comment. There is nothing I can say that hasn't been said already.
I like Alans theory. He says there are far too many "Celebrities" out there who just don't deserve the fame, and who just dont have anything special in the looks department atall. Its called the Chippy Bird Test. If you can imagine them behind the counter, wrapping your chips, then obviously yes, they are actually dogs.
Can you see Audrey Hepburn serving a roll and fritter? No. Exactly.
Colleen, hair up in a scrunchie, Argos earings, asking "Is that everythin?" Yip.
Kerry wiping her greasy hands on her apron to get a good grip on the pickled egg jar? Yip.
"Aye Thats right Salt and Sauce. Cheers Posh".
posted by Swanieslunch @ 12:29 AM
9 Comments:
I agree totally. Famous for annoying the rest of the country!
How's Leith treating you
Hi Jenny nice to see you are blogging again. Leith is treating me about as well as I am treating it. Need to make more effort I suppose if Im stuck here for a while. What about you? Found any friendly banter?
I have to say, I've been having a fine time, there's a festival on just on Ceilidh Culture so lots of musicians around. So a few beers happening. Apart from that lots of working!
what do u mean salt and sauce? surely its salt'n' vinegar????
Sooooo agreee....
Oh My God Sarah!!!! Salt & Sauce!! Has the Edinburgh got a grip on you girl? Please tell me its not too late?!!?
I don't mind Posh & Kerry too much but can't be arsed with that other no-body with a famous partner. Quite frankly she should be embarrased that she is famous for being that mingers girlfriend.
I kinda feel a wee bitty sorry for Kerry but thats just my way... :op
Do you think Charlotte Church can sing? I mean she can doo all the classical stuff, but I mean she hasnt got the best pop tart voice ive heard has she?
Colleen is not ok
Jodie Marsh can be found in the "slapper" catagory.
I'm salt n sauce. Alan is salt and vinegar. Ive always like the sauce. :-)
http://www.jodiemarsh.tv/home/index3.cfm?ccs=22&cs=53
chippy burd blog for jodie marsh - worth a read for a laugh if anything! haha
An excellent point of view on these three lasses! Chippy girls! Hilarious - i totally agree. Posh's breast in that photo look like two HUGE pickled eggs. Revolting.
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