Bored in Leith

I don't feel myself

I'm off sick just now. I'm not sure what's wrong with me but I definitely don't feel myself. My neck has disappeared, I have a very different voice and I'm finding it hard to swallow. I did go to the doctors but as my throat has no white bits, no antibiotics. When I woke up this morning I had to brush my lips as they were covered in....ming. I also have fabulously offensive spots on my face and B.O. Please someone cheer me up. I only have 10 days to get better till I go here.

posted by Swanieslunch @ 1:28 PM