Saturday, April 08, 2006

Chippy Birds

Right its rant time.
These 3 birds are really annoying me.

The first one, Colleen, who keeps getting awards for things like best dressed female. She also has come 92nd in the top 100 most beautiful women of All Time. All Time? The woman is a complete ned. And her voice is like nails down a blackboard. But more importantly, what does she actually do?

Then theres Kerry something. And according to the latest Heat Magazine she's skint. Am i to feel sorry for her? But how can she be skint? Her and her boobs are in every magazine on every shelf in every newsagent. Her skint and my skint are probably very different. Like I shop at LIDL and shes gone to Iceland.

And as for Victoria, I'm not even going to comment. There is nothing I can say that hasn't been said already.

I like Alans theory. He says there are far too many "Celebrities" out there who just don't deserve the fame, and who just dont have anything special in the looks department atall. Its called the Chippy Bird Test. If you can imagine them behind the counter, wrapping your chips, then obviously yes, they are actually dogs.

Can you see Audrey Hepburn serving a roll and fritter? No. Exactly.
Colleen, hair up in a scrunchie, Argos earings, asking "Is that everythin?" Yip.
Kerry wiping her greasy hands on her apron to get a good grip on the pickled egg jar? Yip.
"Aye Thats right Salt and Sauce. Cheers Posh".

Friday, April 07, 2006

Holy Pantolys!!!

Guess What everyone!
Jodi has a blog.
Mark it in your favourites.

The Picture will become clear if you click on this link.