Sunday, February 26, 2006

March 20th

Google "March 20th".
One for the diaries ladies, or one for the men never to know about.

William Shatners Toupee

You know how people send you stuff thats funny and it usually isn't? I really really liked this

Monday, February 20, 2006

Talking of Remote Controls...

It is a sad day. My friend got run over. A freak accident outside my house. I was running across the road for the bus when he fell out my pocket. I tried to go back, but it was too late.
I carried him around for almost 3 years. Others continually mocked him and I had to fight his corner. Cheap jibes such as
"that's the biggest phone in the world!" and
"Sarah why have you got the TV remote out with you in the pub?" or
"Does that double as a life raft?" and
"that actually is a brick isn't it?"

Looks aren't everything, and he was always reliable. It feels wrong to replace him with a shiny new small thing. It's not what he would have wanted.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Garys Arse

This is when you discover you drank a little to much the night before and passed out on the sofa.

Saturday, February 11, 2006


This week, I have been mostly using Cillit Bang. This was the first time I had used the product and I was somewhat excited to find out if i would see AMAZING results. I quickly realised that this cleaner was infact no different to any other product I would normally purchase, such as my long term favourite, Mr Muscle Orange.

I decided that since the TV never lies, I was perhaps not using Cillit Bang properly. I ran the advert through in my head, and then it came to me.

"HI! MY NAME IS SARAH AND THIS IS CILLIT BANG!" I shouted, alone, facing the cooker. Three squirts and 30 seconds later, AMAZING results, GLEAMING cooker.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is absolute shite. He has a face that wants slapped.


Friday, February 10, 2006

Big Brothers

So, last weekend I had a very interesting time at the Big brother auditions, with my little brother, Steven. Many weirdos, many "Jodie Marsh is my role model" birds but also many genuinely nice people who most likely don't stand a chance. It was Steven who wanted to audition, I just tagged along. He got very far, but not far enough. It made me think how much older he is getting and responsible and sociable and a cool guy to know. And then...

I thought I would look and see how my other little brother, Dan is getting on. I took a look at the site for his band, Malt Elixer and my god is he growing up. Favorite hobby? Dan - (Fcukin?). Excuse me?(Insert shocked Big Sister face here) Scary stuff eh? He still looks like a wee boy in a very big mans body though.

All this leads to one thing, if they are getting older.........

Yip I'm 30 in just over a month. Sob.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Informers

I have been busy working on a blog for Alans new Band
The Informers.
Please check it out and marvel at my never ending talents.
And if you want to book them that would be even better

Happy Birthday Bored!

My blog is 1 year old today. Bless. I have only done 52 posts in a year.
That averages about one a week.
That means I have to do 7 times more what I do at the moment.
Not promising anything.

Heres what I wrote one year ago today. Depressingly, not alot has changed.